This Week's Very Short Story: Chapter Three
When I see a car with a
Michigan license here, I have to look to see who they are.... Like I would know
who they are.
I am a lefty, really.
I don’t think it is
acceptable to lie to someone, even if it for the greater good unless you are
their parent. And then again, that
probably won’t work out either.
It was when my son was
8 years old and I was sitting on a bucket catching his pitches that I realized
that sitting with my legs spread apart and the pitches hurting my hand, that
this was not a good idea.
My ability to throw a
ball accurately is not that great. If my
son did not learn to field the ball well, instead of playing shortstop, catcher
and center field, he would have probably ended up on the track or cross country
team.
Since I write very
short stories, I guess an autobiography is out of the question.
When we were young, my
brother and I were very wild kids. Today
they have medications for that.
Part of being a wild young
kid was my many trips to the emergency room.
My father could probably drive the route to Beaumont Hospital in
his sleep, and probably did.
My draft number was 52 for my year.
They did not call anyone that year, otherwise I would be telling
different stories to different people.
When I was young and naïve, I used to think that the songs Winter
Wonderland and White Christmas were singing about my home state of
Michigan. Now that I am older and experienced,
I still feel that way.
For years, I bowled at night in league and came home smelling like I had
been drinking and smoking. If I was to
start bowling again now that they don’t allow smoking at the alleys, my wife
would assume that I was cheating on her since I would be coming home not smelling
of cigarettes.
In the early 1970’s I spent a few New Year’s Eve’s with my
girlfriend at the Raven Gallery coffee
house in Southfield Michigan listening to live folk music. (Josh White Jr, Ron
Coden) I still spend New Year’s Eve with
my girlfriend and my wife does not seem to mind.
My brother in law is getting his PhD from UCLA and teaches at USC. When UCLA plays football against USC, he
probably watches America's Next Top Model. When they are playing basketball,
he’s all in for the North Carolina Tar Heels.
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